$100/30 min or $160/60 min.
$200 per week for unlimited texting.
$300 per week for unlimited texting plus sexy selfies, and daily recordings of poems, love letters, novel excerpts, etc.
Introduction (1 Hour): A lesson in brevity. 700 USD | 400 GBP | 350 EUR | 45,000 ISK
Short Story (1.5 Hours): Whet your senses for more. 1000 USD | 600 GBP | 600 EUR | 700 CAD | 65,000 ISK
A Creative Essay (2 Hours): Learn a bit more about both of us. 1400 USD | 800 GBP | 800 EUR | 900 CAD | 85,000 ISK
Chapbook (3 Hours): Let’s share our poetry. 1800 USD | 1300 CAD | 1000 GBP
Novella (4 Hours): Get caught up in the storyline. 2200 USD | 1700 CAD | 1300 GBP | 1350 EUR | 130,000 ISK
Just One More Chapter (6 Hours): Can’t put it down yet. 3000 USD | 3000 CAD | 1700 GBP | 1500 EU
Choose Your Adventure (up to 12 hrs or a 15 hr overnight): Escape into your fantasies
4500 USD | 4000 CAD | 2500 GBP | 2200 EUR | Please inquire
(Overnights include 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep.)
Paperback Romance (up to 24hrs): A intermission from the routine 5600 USD |
Timeless Classic (48hrs): Discover new worlds and whisk me away 5500 GBP | 8,000 USD
Fly Me To You: Am I not in your city? You can bring me there and I’ll be all yours! Please read my Travel page for more info and inquire for rates.
Couples (1 Hour): Twice the fun 900 USD | 600 GBP
Certain Services will have different rates, please come prepared accordingly.
I do not offer “social rates” and all rates are as stated.
Dates of 3 hours or longer must include refreshment.
Deposits of 25-50% are required to reserve your appointment time while I am touring. On a Travel Date, 50% is required to reserve the date and the remaining 50% must be deposited before I am scheduled to depart to see you.
Long dates and overnights may require a 50% deposit.
Cancelation policy: all dates cancelled within 24 hours to our actual date are subject to a 50% cancelation fee to be paid via online transfer.
Less than 6 hours notices requires 100% of my fee, but part of your fee may be applied to a future date scheduled within 30 days.
Deposits are nonrefundable, should you need to cancel. In the unlikely event that I must cancel our date, your deposit will be fully refunded minus any transaction fees.
While on Tour, 48 hrs notice of cancelation is required.
On a Travel Date 72 hrs notice is required.
Future dates will also need a 50% deposit holding fee prior to the actual date if you’ve canceled in the past.
I understand life happens and things come up, but my time is as valuable as yours.