$200/30 min or $250/60 min.
Extensions during our call are $150 per additional 30 min.
$300 per week for unlimited texting.
$350 per week for unlimited texting and daily recordings of poems, love letters, novel excerpts, etc.
Interested in a unique, commissioned recording?
I’m happy to record a poem, story, novel chapter, Dream Date (a description of your ideal date anywhere in the world with me), meditation, or some ASMR just for you!
Rates are bespoke.
You are also welcome to purchase previously made recordings.
Introduction (1 Hour): A lesson in brevity. 700 USD | 400 GBP | 350 EUR | 45,000 ISK
Short Story (1.5 Hours): Whet your senses for more. 1000 USD | 600 GBP | 600 EUR | 700 CAD | 65,000 ISK
A Creative Essay (2 Hours): Learn a bit more about both of us. 1400 USD | 800 GBP | 800 EUR | 900 CAD | 85,000 ISK
Chapbook (3 Hours): Let’s share our poetry. 1800 USD | 1300 CAD | 1000 GBP
Novella (4 Hours): Get caught up in the storyline. 2200 USD | 1700 CAD | 1300 GBP | 1350 EUR | 130,000 ISK
Just One More Chapter (6 Hours): Can’t put it down yet. 3000 USD | 3000 CAD | 1700 GBP | 1500
Choose Your Adventure (up to 12 hrs or a 15 hr overnight): Escape into your fantasies
4500 USD | 4000 CAD | 2500 GBP | 2200 EUR | Please inquire
(Overnights include 8 hrs of uninterrupted sleep.)
Paperback Romance (up to 24hrs): A intermission from the routine 5600 USD |
Timeless Classic (48hrs): Discover new worlds and whisk me away 5500 GBP | 8,000 USD
Fly Me To You: Am I not in your city? You can bring me there and I’ll be all yours! Please read my Travel page for more info and inquire for rates.
Couples (1 Hour): Twice the fun 900 USD | 600 GBP
Certain Services will have different rates, please come prepared accordingly.
I do not offer “social rates” and all rates are as stated.
Dates of 3 hours or longer must include refreshment.
Deposits of 25-50% are required to reserve your appointment time while I am touring. On a Travel Date, 50% is required to reserve the date and the remaining 50% must be deposited before I am scheduled to depart to see you.
Long dates and overnights may require a 50% deposit.
Cancelation policy: all dates cancelled within 24 hours to our actual date are subject to a 50% cancelation fee to be paid via online transfer.
Less than 6 hours notices requires 100% of my fee, but part of your fee may be applied to a future date scheduled within 30 days.
Deposits are nonrefundable, should you need to cancel. In the unlikely event that I must cancel our date, your deposit will be fully refunded minus any transaction fees.
While on Tour, 48 hrs notice of cancelation is required.
On a Travel Date 72 hrs notice is required.
Future dates will also need a 50% deposit holding fee prior to the actual date if you’ve canceled in the past.
I understand life happens and things come up, but my time is as valuable as yours.